“2 things”

The above utterance is one I often use in retorts whether I have one point to make or twenty. It’s something I picked up along my multi-year

jeans at the beach. add it to the list.

journey to Cynic City that I just haven’t been able to shake. With good reason though; I was hardly aware that I used it. It wasn’t until today when I overheard a favorite comedic pundit of mine use it to segue into his rant that I kinda jumped to attention thinking that I was hearing myself. I can’t really account for the response, but that’s not the point.

The point is my sudden awareness of this now entrenched idiosyncrasy and my new found interest in figuring out just how long my list of imperceivable habits is. The sooner I know this the sooner I can start completing my profile on Facebook. I’ll probably have to send out a survey to my 1000 closest friends (again, Facebook), so hopefully they’ve been paying attention.

I really hope I’m not an arm puncher.

If you’re thinking that I only put these videos up because it makes it easy to find them years from now, you’d be right.